Colorado's Marijuana Legalization Is a Success

...to the surprise of no one.

Wait... they want him to forfeit his condoms?

A man from caught in a prostitution sting in South Dakota is going to lose more than his freedom. He's going to lose $109, a cell phone, and three Trojan condoms. Lord knows what purpose of forfeiting three condoms is. I suppose the specification that they are Trojan brand means some sort of sale is afoot or perhaps they just wanted to let everyone know they wouldn't stoop to seizing a store brand.

Starting From Scratch

It's time to start fresh.