Fistula Slay

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I don't think I'll ever get enough of this band.

An Old Fashioned Kneecapping

A man was shot in both knees and thrown down an embankment near a supermarket in East Kilbride in Scotland. He was kidnapped and held captive for two days before he was shot and dumped. Police in the area believe the incident is linked to the dumping of two abductees in Partick a week later.

The Evening Times

Bingo Hall Coke Heads

The Express breathlessly sounds the alarm after a recent investigation by the Sun found traces of cocaine on bingo hall toilets.

When toilet seats and cistern tops - typically used to prepare lines for snorting cocaine - were swab tested, HALF of 17 bingo venues across the UK showed traces of the Class A drug. 

And worryingly, out of the 17 halls tested, one toilet tested positive for dangerous crack cocaine. 

Even more scarifying....

 The startling discovery comes as Public Health England figures revealed 634 pensioners aged 65 and over required treatment for drug addiction in the past year. 

That is a 20 per cent rise from the previous year and double the amount from 2009.

Considering the UK has upwards of 10 million people aged 65 or older, I'd say this wildfire has some room to grow.